Will Rogers’ wisdom

Saturday, 9 September 2017


Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.

There are three kinds of men: 

The ones who learn by reading;                     

The few who learn by observation, and

The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for

 themselves

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot comes from bad judgment.

If you are riding ahead of the heard, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.

Letting the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n than puttin’ it back in.

After eating an entire bull, mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.          He kept it up until a hunter came long and shot him.                                        The moral: When you are full of bull, keep your mouth shut.