Djoha metio un
anunsio enfrente de su kaza ke dezia, “Vendo perro ke avla.” Estonses
vino un mansevo ke le demando por el perro. Djoha le disho al mansevo ke
el perro estava en la parte de atras de la kaza i ke lo podia ver aya.
El mansevo mirandolo al
perro le demando, “Es ke tu avlas?”
“Si, siguro”, arespondio
el perro.
“Dime, kontame de tu
vida?” Le disho el mansevo.
El perro le empeso
a kontar, “Kuando yo era muy chiko deskuvri ke puedia avlar, i empesi
a bushkar algun modo de koza para pueder dar benefisio al mundo de
esto. Estonses dechidi de avlar kon la jente del Mossad. Pishin me
tomaron a lavorar para eyos i me yevaron a lugares kon espias i dinyitarios i
terroristos, por kavsa ke dingunos no se pensavan ke un perro entendia todo lo
ke dezian. Yo hui un ajente muy valutozo para Mossad. Lavori unos ochos
anyos para eyos y me dieron unas kuantas medalyas, ama agora yo esto
retirado.
El ombre estava
enkantado. Torno ande Djoha i le demando el presio del perro.
"Diez liras.” Le
arespondio Djoha.
“Kualo? Ama este perro
es inkreible, komo es ke estas demandando solo diez liras?"
"Este perro es
mentirozo”, disho Djoha, “El nunka lavoro en el Mossad.
English
Djoha put up a sign
in front of his house that read “Talking Dog for Sale.” And so
a man came to inquire about the dog. Djoha sent him to the backyard and
the man saw a Labrador retriever sitting there.
The man asks,
"So, you talk?"
"Yep," the
dog replied.
"So, what's your
story?" asked the man.
The dog looked up and
said, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young and I
wanted to help out. So I decided to tell the Mossad about my gift, and in no
time at all they had me working flat strap, sitting in rooms with spies and
world leaders and suspected terrorists, because no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable agents for eight years running.
I uncovered some incredible stuff and was awarded a batch of medals. I recently
retired, that’s about it."
The guy was amazed.
He went back in and asked Djoha what he wanted for the dog.
"Ten
dollars." Djoha said.
"This dog is
amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a
liar, he never worked for the Mossad!"
Source: La Boz Sefaradi The Sephardic Voice
Newsletter - 42June 16, 2017
The Sephardic Jewish Brotherhood of America
Newsletter - 42June 16, 2017
The Sephardic Jewish Brotherhood of America
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